COW + TICKS

Danwhite · 2025-08-24T10:34:44.377134+01:00

🐄 COW + TICKS 👉 Tick on cow: “Just sucking a little blood, don’t mind me.”👉 Cow: “Bro, I’m not a juice box!!” 🐓 CHICKEN + NEWCASTLE DISEASE 👉 Farmer: “Why are my chickens so quiet today?”👉 Chickens: “We’re buffering… system error, please vaccinate.” 🐑 SHEEP + LICE 👉 Lice:…

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Danwhite
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🐄 COW + TICKS

👉 Tick on cow: “Just sucking a little blood, don’t mind me.”
👉 Cow: “Bro, I’m not a juice box!!”

🐓 CHICKEN + NEWCASTLE DISEASE

👉 Farmer: “Why are my chickens so quiet today?”
👉 Chickens: “We’re buffering… system error, please vaccinate.”

🐑 SHEEP + LICE

👉 Lice: “This wool is the best Airbnb ever!”
👉 Sheep: “At least pay rent, you freeloaders!”

🐕 DOG + RABIES

👉 Normal dog: 🐶 “Woof woof!”
👉 Rabid dog: 🐕💀 “Woof.exe has stopped working.”

🐄 FOOT AND MOUTH DISEASE

👉 Cow: “Farmer, I can’t eat… my mouth feels like hot charcoal.”
👉 Farmer: “Imagine having a mouth ulcer on all four legs AND your tongue!”

🐓 FLEAS IN POULTRY HOUSE

👉 Fleas to each other: “Guys, we just ordered a chicken buffet!”

🐄 EAST COAST FEVER

👉 Tick: “Relax cow, it’s just a little bite.”
👉 Protozoa: “SURPRISE! I’m moving in.”

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Normal dog: 🐶 “Woof woof!”
👉 Rabid dog: 🐕💀 “Woof.exe has stopped workin

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COW + TICKS

🐄 COW + TICKS

🐓 CHICKEN + NEWCASTLE DISEASE

🐑 SHEEP + LICE

🐕 DOG + RABIES

🐄 FOOT AND MOUTH DISEASE

🐓 FLEAS IN POULTRY HOUSE

🐄 EAST COAST FEVER

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